Elena: My dad did all the cooking too.
Stefan: And your mom?
Elena: She sat right here and watched...she couldn't cook either.
Dan: Hey, that's just like you, baby.
Me: What? I just cooked us dinner.
*points to plate of chicken strips and french fries*
Dan: umm yea. That's not really cooking. But I love you anyways.
....He sure knows how to sweet talk a lady.
I didn't marry him for his good looks and charm, I married him because he can cook.
---------Two truths and a lie Tuesday--------
I got my first driver's license when I was 23 years old.
I've never been on a rollercoaster.
I have never drank alcohol.