Tuesday, October 19, 2010

two thumbs up for rumors and harlots.

Back in May I posted here about some funny movies I was excited to see.

I am happy to report I have officially seen all of them. Some in the theater and some on DVD.

I loved them all.

...and of course they were all hilarious!

But my favorite -hands down- was Easy A, which I saw on Saturday.

If you haven't seen it yet, go now.

It's smart, witty and heartfelt. I loved every minute of it.

Emma Stone is amazing. I have a serious girly crush on her.

Whether you see it with your husband/boyfriend, or have a girls night out, 
everyone will enjoy this movie.


ps...Penn Badgley is my new imaginary boyfriend. I wanna lick him.


Thursday, October 14, 2010

The scariest thing I've seen this Halloween. or maybe ever.

First off,
I will give you the link...
(there is no way in hell I'm posting the video on my blog.)
click here to see the scariest commercial EVER!
I had a panic attack just looking up that damn video clip.
Yeah, you're welcome.

I jumped about ten feet in the air when I saw this commercial last night.
I didn't know or care what they were advertising.
However, I know now that I will never EVER buy Bridgestone tires. A**holes.

People think it's funny, but it's not.
It's an effing whale...on land! Wait, not just on land, but in a car!
Dude, a whale could fit in my VAN! Now instead of fearing hobos in my van,
I'm going to be thinking a freakin Orca is waiting for me in the back seat.
This has gone way too far.

Adding lemon juice to a paper cut, 
my roommate decided to play a fun little prank on me today.
I hopped on my husband's PC after work because I was too lazy to find my laptop.
I was just sitting there, all la-la-la happy as a clam,
when suddenly this HUGE close up picture of that bastard Shamu popped up as the wallpaper.
Mouth open and tongue curled, basically ready to bite my head off.

I couldn't get away from that computer fast enough. 
I screamed like an ax murderer was chasing me.
And then I just stood there, my back facing the computer,
peeing my pants laughing at the ridiculousness of it all.

Our roommate is finding a new place to live tomorrow.

Saturday, October 9, 2010

in the daylight anywhere feels like home

For the past couple weeks I have been on an emotional roller coaster.

It has been frustrating and uncontrollable.

But I really don't want to talk about that.

I don't want to think about the darkness that is closing in.

Or the air that freezes your nose, and chills your bones.


I just want to wave to the daylight.

Sometimes, something as simple as a song is all you need to lift your spirits.

Now, everybody dance.

(thank you bestie for sharing this song with me. you are always there to make me smile, even when you don't realize it.)