Monday, September 27, 2010

I always hated playing tag on the playground...

but that's because I realized at a young age how much I hate running.
Luckily for me, this game of tag is virtual. which means it's totally legit.



The always adorable Kate from Simply Kate tagged me
and I have to answer the following questions...

1. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Although I have never been a fan of my name, I can't think of a better one.
Maybe a name where my nickname didn't make me sound like a 5 year old,
or that annoying best friend from Full House. She has forever ruined my name.
seriously.





2. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
I do love me some chicken strips, but eggs are a breakfast food,
so I would say the egg came first.
We are talking about food here, right?
the egg definitely came first...in toast. YEAH TOAST!




3. Do you smash the wedding cake in each others faces or not?
Yes. Oh we started all sweet,
but I was like "really? this is lame!"
Unfortunately he has longer arms than me.
see...
sidenote: don't let red velvet cake get on your dress...no bueno.




4. If you could play any character in a movie, who would it be and why?
I would be Margaret Tate in The Proposal, because I would get to boss people around,
make out with Ryan "freaking" Reynolds, and sing "get low" while dancing like this!

did I mention Ryan Reynolds?



5. What would your super hero name be?
Dude, I am a superhero.
I wear a shirt under all my clothes that says "KG" on it.



6. There's a monster in your house. Do you go into the attic?
 If I wanted to die I would go into the attic.
Otherwise, I would get my chicken butt outta the dang house. like fast.
Seriously, have you seen Paranormal Activity? *shudder*
(I would have found a picture for this question but I was too afraid to google it.)




7. Would you rather be forced to scream at the top of your lungs for an hour everyday or have earlobes the size of basketballs?
I would much rather scream at the top of my lungs.
At least I'm good at that. And it would give me that smexy raspy voice.
I'm also superficial. Obviously.



8. if you had to eat a crayon, what color would it be?
White, because it has the least amount of coloring that could possibly be nasty tasting.
I am very logic. My only question is why are we eating crayons?
Play-doh tastes WAY better.
Trust me.




Well, now that you've had some insight into my mind 
(it's a scary place, I know.)
Now I get to tag 8 of my favorite bloggers!

1. cutie @ sofa king cutie
2. Kim @ Nomemade
3. Kate @ Simply Kate (you didn't say "no tag backs" bwahahaha!)
4. Elly @ Bugginword
5. Annie @ My Old Sweet Etcetera
6. Sarah @ Sarah Ruth Today
7. Lynn @ The Hicken Family
8. Amcas @ Why Not? Twilight, Rpattz & Me


And here are your questions:
1. You are having dinner with your celebrity crush, who are you with and where?
2. If you could only eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?
3. Has a fortune cookie ever really told you your fortune?
4. When you are at the movies, which arm rest is yours?
5. If you could use one song as a form of torture for your enemies, what song would you choose?
6. What movie do you watch anytime it comes on TV, even though you own the dvd?
7. What was your biggest childhood fear? Does it still scare you?
8. Are you a morning person, or a night owl?


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ps....NO TAG BACKS, SUCKAHS!!!

Saturday, September 25, 2010

kg's playlist of awesomeness

I am constantly collecting and discovering new music.
I have a very eclectic taste, and I go through phases where I listen to the same playlist 
until I have memorized the lyrics and basically played them to death.

I wanted to share a few of my latest favorites that are on a continuous loop on my ipod.






What are some of your current favorites?

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

dear civilization, i miss you....like a lot.

I am back to the world of dirt roads, 10 dollar gallons of milk, and 4wheelers.

I miss the land of malls and freeways, where Rockstar Energy only cost 2 bones.

Truly, I am poor now.

I bought far too many clothes, and books...
and paid outrageous overweight luggage fees because of it...
do they not realize I live in freaking Alaska? Have some sympathy, people...gosh!

I also gorged myself on Olive Garden and Sonic.
By the way, I'd never been to Sonic and I finally understand why all their commercials take place in the front seat of a car. *facepalm*
I thought they were just being clever...or cheap.

I encountered my first Apple store whilst shopping in Seattle.
It pretty much ninja'd my brain.
They rang up our purchases using an iPod Touch. *brain explodes*
I know that this stuff has probably been around for a while,
but I live in bum-frick-egypt so I feel like I'm time traveling every time I go on vacation.
I'm like Marty McFly and my DeLorian is an Alaska Airlines plane.

We spent a lot of time in the car... more specifically on the freeway.
All I can remember is thinking, "holy effin' eff! all these cars are going so fast...we-are-all-going-to-die!"
*deep breaths*
And that is why my husband doesn't let me drive. We can only handle one panic attack at a time.

Side note: Trusting iPhone GPS is only convenient when you have an overabundance of time at your disposal... you will get to where you are going, but you will be taking the scenic route... and by "scenic" I mean, through construction.

Our first week was spent soaking up the sun and singing "I'm on a boat!" at the lake with the hubby's family.

For our anniversary weekend, we party'd it up in Tacoma at The Monster Ball.

And the last week was spent with my family, BBQ'ing, playing games and watching The Hangover.

Word to the wise, don't play Banana-grams with kg, unless you plan on playing it dirty-word-style.
My mother is so proud.

There is so much more that I couldn't possibly write about now, seeing as I'm still recuperating.
I have a vacation hangover, if you will. And the only cure is another vacation.

Next time...Vegas, baby!


ps...the Sonic blue coconut slushee is bomb!

pss...Lady Gaga in concert rocked my freakin world. Just sayin'.