Thursday, July 29, 2010

Kickin' It Old Testament

I teach the 8-11 year old Sunday school class every Sunday.

*pause for effect*

Yes, I teach children about Jesus.

There are no girls in my class, just 3 boys.

This year we are studying The Old Testament....

Lesson: Adam and Eve have children and populate the Earth.

Kid: So what you're saying is, brothers and sisters have babies together?

*cue simultaneous groans and ewws*

Me: *blink blink* Um, yes...

Kids: But how does that-

Me: Hey, you know what...ask your parents!

And that my friends, is how it's done.


  1. I'm still not over imagining you teaching sunday school. I'm going to need some time.

    The sky is still blue, right? Gravity is still a law? Someone hold me.

  2. Bwahahahahhahahaha
    This reminds me of the time I had to have the "tranny" talk with my kids... oh yeah. That happened.


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