Thursday, July 29, 2010

Kickin' It Old Testament

I teach the 8-11 year old Sunday school class every Sunday.

*pause for effect*

Yes, I teach children about Jesus.

There are no girls in my class, just 3 boys.

This year we are studying The Old Testament....

Lesson: Adam and Eve have children and populate the Earth.

Kid: So what you're saying is, brothers and sisters have babies together?

*cue simultaneous groans and ewws*

Me: *blink blink* Um, yes...

Kids: But how does that-

Me: Hey, you know what...ask your parents!

And that my friends, is how it's done.