Dan: Is that the Kardashian one? They can't read.
me: What? no, that's Shoedazzle, that's for shoes.
Dan: See, I told you they couldn't read.
me: *blink blink* Seriously I need new books. I'm on the verge of re-reading the ones I already have.
Dan: What about this book? *holds up The Last Song*
me: pfft. I watched the movie, now I don't need to read it. Just like Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings. Oh and The Notebook, and Dear John.
Dan: Whatever. You read and watched Twilight.
me: Umm that's different. Twilight is a freakin' lifestyle.
Dan: That doesn't even makes sense.
me: Your face doesn't make sense.